Jun 28 2005

Ode

In front of all I will declare
Upon your padded seat I swear.
To sit is such a fine affair.
O how I love thee, office chair.

There is no other to compare,
Another’s judgement just unfair.
Such fun, productive times we share.
O how I love thee, office chair.

For some to sit at work with their
Afflicted buttocks unaware
Their seat is like a prickly pear!
O how I love thee, office chair.

But in my space I take great care.
A bitter backside, au contraire,
How jubilant my derriere!
O how I love thee, office chair.